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Name: Paul Schroeder
Nickname: Slowhand (like EC only emphasis on the ‘slow’)
Your role in the band: Guitar guy; keeper of the duct tape
Your full time gig: Marketing guy
Who are your musical influences: Beatles, Rolling Stones, early Jethro Tull, early Chicago (Terry Kath!), Beach Boys, Eric Clapton, Buddy Guy, BB King, Muddy Waters, Freddie King, SRV, Johnny Winter, GFR, anything Texas Blues, Steely Dan
Name your most memorable performance: there were a lot, but performing live on radio, a taped TV segment, the Halloween and J4J shows, and playing for a reigning Miss America were some of the best!
Do you remember your first gig ever: Degolyer Elementary School talent show
Name your favorite song to perform: Satisfaction (Stones)
Give us a personal quote: If a hen and a half laid an egg and a half in a day and a half, how many pancakes would it take to shingle a dog house?
Name your most embarrassing band moment: can’t say that I’ve had one of these
List what gear you use: Fender Stratocaster, Taylor 410CE acoustic, Fender Twin Reverb amp, Boss Chromatic TU-3 Tuner, Ibanez Tube Screamer TS 808, Boss Blues Driver BD-2, Fender Picks (Medium of course!)
Name your 5 favorite CD’s: Beatles Rubber Soul, Beatles Revolver, Beatles Abbey Road, Best of Beach Boys, Jethro Tull Benefit
Name your favorite movie: Anything Austin Powers, A Mighty Wind, Spinal Tap, Best in Show, Walk Hard (can you detect a pattern here?)
What is your dream vehicle: whatever gets me from “here” to “there”
What foods do you like/dislike the most: Love seafood, Mexican, but Brussel Sprouts no thanks
What country do you most want to visit: Germany, Italy, Ireland
Who have you been told you look like the most: (I don’t usually get this one)
What is your pet peeve: traffic
What is your favorite drink (alcoholic or non alcoholic): VO and water, a good cabernet, and freshly ground Columbian coffee
List a fact about yourself that nobody else knows: I am addicted to duct tape and my satellite radio
What is your favorite color: Blue at the moment